weeniebagel:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

weird how air pods went from being like pretty widely disparaged to being a popular status symbol basically overnight

honestly? probably

someone at an apple board room meeting walked in wearing his air pods and said “smells like broke in here” and the rest is history

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

The government has now officially been shut down longer than all of US history … It’s been so long for folks that they’re suing the trump admin for forcing them to work without pay.

Absolutely disgusting how the rich knowingly hurt the poor, this doesn’t hurt any of the trump administration, they already have money, they already have their millions and billions.

Other government workers aren’t so fucking lucky.

I just need you all to know … the republicans at the start of the shutdown had a majority in the house, the senate, the supreme court, and are the fucking literal administration … 

This is what they get done, they starve people, force them into homelessness, all for something that really isn’t fucking important at all.

They don’t care about the wall, it’s a message saying that they can and will destroy people if they don’t get their way… What’s that sound like to you?

queenwhiskey:

themangodojo:

nessamiibo:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

edgelord: americans are just disgusting and overpopulating the world, breeding too much, everyones having a kid, poor people wont stop when will this end

scientists shaking head:

I’m pretty sure we can use this as evidence of capitalism literally destroying the population in the usa. People can’t even maintain what we had in the past because living conditions are becoming so poor.

the CDC isn’t offering an explanation because “people don’t have fucking money and work too much” doesn’t make the united states government look very good.

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

tiktoksithinkarefunny: